1. I tricked someone into being my girlfriend… uh

  2. (Source: stewarter)

  3. (Source: ourdrunkitchen)

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  6. damonssalvatoree:



    ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

    (these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

    I literally heard someone who worked at the cinema say ‘Galaxy of the Guardians’

    The best one I ever got at work was “A ticket to the Best Erotic Maribloom Hotel”

  8. 01:06 6th Sep 2014

    Notes: 4

    I’ve been a little busy recently but Maud is tagging me up like a boss so here’s a thing!

    (Soooo, I was tagged by tatbrochu, thanks darling!)

    Share 10 things about yourself, then tag ten of your favorite followers!

    1. I turn 21 in 19 days!
    2. It took me five times to pass my practical driving test. (Passed on the fifth) 
    3. I always get complimented on the softness of my hands.. 
    4. I’m short sighted in one eye and long sighted in the other. So it makes it really difficult for me to not wear glasses but I still do it anyway.
    5. I have 3 tattoos. One of the word “Imagine” on my left arm (John Lennon reference) the word “loveology” on my right arm (Regina Spektor reference) and an adorable Triceratops on my hip (yes a dinosaur!!)
    6. I’m a massive technophobe. I had to google how to turn off an iPhone.
    7. I barely wear any clothes that actually belong to me because all my siblings are bigger and taller than me so I just steal these. It’s a rarity if I’ve actually paid for something myself.
    8. t.A.T.u are one of my favourite bands of all time. So cliche but I actually love them. 
    9. My favourite colour is green because it reminds me of things that are good and healthy.
    10. I have a serious issue with people touching me or standing in my personal space, unless I’m completely comfortable with them. Even some of my good friends make me feel uncomfortable when they touch me….

    I’m tagging: paulavanoppens, allyoursecretsleahmurphys, oaknymph, ktae, dead-oaks, fr4nk-the-bunny

    I’ve given up now cause this is all I can think of off the top of my head, so go my babies, I also didn’t check to see if any of you have already done this so sorry if you’ve been double tagged.. ahem.

  9. thank god the album “under my skin” by avril lavigne exists 

  10. 23:55 31st Aug 2014

    Notes: 1

    my life is like a really poor romcom sometimes and I don’t at all mean that in a good way

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